What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.